Bubblysaur

19. Bulbasaur. I have a love/hate relationship with people. Dating my Blastoise-Boyfriend for more than 2 year. Prepare yourself for the most ridiculous mixture of musical taste, fandoms, and Pokmon.
I have a lot of funny stories, you should ask me about 'em.

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duchess303:

dammit why do all of these apply to me?!

lol yeah

Started watching Hetalia, got irritated and stopped. 

That was my last five minutes.

If I lived in the Sims, whenever someone left I’d be the sim you’d always be mad at because my social and fun would go down, so I’d always be crying and yelling at you to make me watch tv.

i’m tired of seeing the same shit as i scroll.

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ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:


T-Rexes were born in wee little eggs, and they came out all tiny and adorable. I know, I know: paleontologists have been saying this for years, but we never believed them because they couldn’t produce tiny adorable plushies to prove it. UNTIL NOW.  Micro T-Rex is three inches of soft and fuzzy adorable, and comes with that removable plastic keychain clip you see pictured, so he’s ready to hang out wherever you go! He is Down for Hangouts!  I would type more but he’s TOO CUTE, look at his little arms, i’m DYING

Guys these just came out today and I really think you should buy one.  Only $8.50!  How can you put a PRICE on LOVE 

What if I do a mini-t-Rex mini-giveaway…..??
This is a great idea!  EVERYONE who reblogs this gets one entry, and tomorrow I will choose one reblog at random and send them one!  REBLOG AWAY AND T-REX MIGHT COME LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE / HANG OFF YOUR FINGERS AND KEYS

RYAN WHY WOULD YOU STEAL MY IDEA?
Whoah we are now have over 400 notes on this giveaway!  That’s nutty!  And as a 1 in over 400 chance hardly seems THAT fair, I’m going to award ANOTHER Key Rex for every 400 notes this post gets.  A reblog is your entry to win, go nuts, according to these rules I could give away HUNDREDS of adorable green dinosaurs if things get really implausibly crazy!!
I am very happy that these little guys will be going to enthusiastic Tumblr homes!

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ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:

T-Rexes were born in wee little eggs, and they came out all tiny and adorable. I know, I know: paleontologists have been saying this for years, but we never believed them because they couldn’t produce tiny adorable plushies to prove it. UNTIL NOW.

Micro T-Rex is three inches of soft and fuzzy adorable, and comes with that removable plastic keychain clip you see pictured, so he’s ready to hang out wherever you go! He is Down for Hangouts!

I would type more but he’s TOO CUTE, look at his little arms, i’m DYING

Guys these just came out today and I really think you should buy one.  Only $8.50!  How can you put a PRICE on LOVE 

What if I do a mini-t-Rex mini-giveaway…..??

This is a great idea!  EVERYONE who reblogs this gets one entry, and tomorrow I will choose one reblog at random and send them one!  REBLOG AWAY AND T-REX MIGHT COME LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE / HANG OFF YOUR FINGERS AND KEYS

RYAN WHY WOULD YOU STEAL MY IDEA?

Whoah we are now have over 400 notes on this giveaway!  That’s nutty!  And as a 1 in over 400 chance hardly seems THAT fair, I’m going to award ANOTHER Key Rex for every 400 notes this post gets.  A reblog is your entry to win, go nuts, according to these rules I could give away HUNDREDS of adorable green dinosaurs if things get really implausibly crazy!!

I am very happy that these little guys will be going to enthusiastic Tumblr homes!

softowl:

KEY REX GIVEAWAY!!(I stole that from Nedroid I’m not sorry)
HEY GUYS!  This new lil dude is all ready to come home to your pocket, keys, or other friendly habitat!  Ryan North himself is also doing a giveaway (that’s how good this idea is), so you have TWO CHANCES to win one!  
Rules:
One like and one reblog per person!
You don’t have to be following me!
Please be in the US! (Shipping is pricey)
If you win, I will post a sparkletext of your name, tagged with your tumblr name; then you will send me an ask message with your email address while simultaneously emailing me your mailing address!  This is the best way I have found to stop other people claiming your prize.
Giveaway ends tomorrow night, maybe around midnight EST???
GOOD LUCK!EDIT: Man!  Ryan North has UPPED THE GAME!  I will match this: for every 400 notes on this post, I will give away one Key Rex!!

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softowl:

KEY REX GIVEAWAY!!
(I stole that from Nedroid I’m not sorry)

HEY GUYS!  This new lil dude is all ready to come home to your pocket, keys, or other friendly habitat!  Ryan North himself is also doing a giveaway (that’s how good this idea is), so you have TWO CHANCES to win one!  

Rules:

  • One like and one reblog per person!
  • You don’t have to be following me!
  • Please be in the US! (Shipping is pricey)
  • If you win, I will post a sparkletext of your name, tagged with your tumblr name; then you will send me an ask message with your email address while simultaneously emailing me your mailing address!  This is the best way I have found to stop other people claiming your prize.
  • Giveaway ends tomorrow night, maybe around midnight EST???

GOOD LUCK!

EDIT: Man!  Ryan North has UPPED THE GAME!  I will match this: for every 400 notes on this post, I will give away one Key Rex!!

lol if I get this job, my boss is going to be Mr. Wimp. xD

The internet is so convenient

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pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

glowingelephant:

slayingdarkness-withbelief:

siempre-chill:

omg i knew what the fuck should i make for dinner but this post is great times 100 omg

Holy fuck I never have to wonder for anything ever again.